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Will the Cheetos® be crunchy or puffy? Alas, there were no Cheetos® at the reception. But the Cheetos® at the rehearsal dinner were crunchy.
Will there be bobble-heads? There were bobble-head pins in the (rough) likeness of Emily and Tom. Extra pins will be available on eBay in the near future.
Will the bride and groom dance to "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC as their first dance? Emily and Tom danced to "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green as their first dance. Tom went so far as to learn the box step, and, in the heat of the moment, even dipped Emily, even though he had given her strict orders not to stray from the box.
Will the bride trip on the way up the aisle? Emily managed to make it down the aisle without adding any bruises to her body. She is a little offended that this was even up for debate.
Will the groom write his vows in haiku? Tom recited traditional wedding vows (for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, yadda, yadda, yadda), but there was plenty of haiku at the reception, when Emily decreed that in order to make the bride and groom kiss, guests must do more than just clink their glasses: they had to write a haiku. |