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Elements of Bridal Style (as modeled above): Pretty white dress, flowing veil, sensible shoes, scrawny arms Elements of Groom(al) Style (as modeled above): Dashing suit, top hat, scrawny legs, large diamond ring (so as to demonstrate Love)
Emily and Tom will wear similar outfits, although Emily will omit the sensible shoes and the scrawny arms (most reasonable people would describe her arms as "buff," "cut," or "intimidating"), and Tom will omit the scrawny legs, the top hat (so as not to muss his hair), and the diamond ring (Love not being carbon-based). |
