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Name: Joanna Grossman Position: Bride's Honor Attendant Age: 23 Height: 5'8" Weight: 10 stone |
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| Against all odds, Joanna ably discharged her MoH duties. Although it was touch-and-go right up until the ceremony whether she would be MoH, or demoted to guest book attendant, she managed to clean up nicely and not ruin the pictures. | ||
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Scouting Report: Joanna was a last-second replacement after contract talks with Jennifer Lopez broke down. "We thought Emily needed someone with experience up there with her, which J.Lo. -- with two weddings under her belt -- could have provided," said a source close to the team. Joanna made the cut as M of H because she is generally acknowledged to be the cooler Grossman sister. "Emily can be a little dowdy sometimes," said a veteran wedding guest, "but I think Joanna can really freshen up the bride-to-be's look by troweling on some make-up and styling her hair." Joanna made waves early on in the wedding-planning process when she fought back against bad bridal fashion and refused to wear the dress chosen by the bride. "I may not be the bride, but I have rights, too," said Joanna, as she was hauled off David's Bridal to look at dresses. "No means no, and I mean it when I say NO more puffy sleeves, NO more ruffles, NO more butt bows, and NO more dyed-to-match pumps!" Under duress, the bride acquiesced to Joanna's demands, and allowed her to wear a dress of her choosing, marking a victory for wedding party members everywhere. Click here to find out more about Joanna's dress.
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| Joanna Grossman expresses her joy through dance shortly after learning that she will be M of H. Soon after this photograph was taken, she rushed out to find an iridescent seafoam-green dress with a nice big bow on the butt. |
